By Name: Shahril aka 'Death to Kittens'
wats cockney? its a strange dialect of sorts based of rhyming. in other words to be a fluent speaker ud either be a:
1. born east londener with cockney environments
2. born with wits the size of,... well, a witty person's. and a penchant for accents.
heres some words of (in)wisdom imparted from the hands and heads of wise men.
1. berk - basically means cunt, and if u dont know wat that is, well, chances are u need to reevaluate ur vulgar anatomy know-how.
2. apples - stairs
why stairs? well, its derived from "apples and pears"- and pears rhyme with stairs, so u get the pattern now?
3. bristol - breasts/ tits
wtf? simple, bristol city rhymes with titties, therefore take the first word in the phrase and substitute it for words u normally would use in a sentence with the words "titties". e.g. "those are a nice pair of bristols u have there"
and theres lots more out there!
maybe not as vulgar but still fun!
and i found a couple of sweet comedic pics id like to share:
this ones from a 300/who wants to be a millionare sketch, done by sumone i forgot, just mentioning that i dint do this so i wont get sued.
and this one really cute cat:
basically when u jerk off, remember, the ceiling cat is watching u...
TATA SUMOS
1. born east londener with cockney environments
2. born with wits the size of,... well, a witty person's. and a penchant for accents.
heres some words of (in)wisdom imparted from the hands and heads of wise men.
1. berk - basically means cunt, and if u dont know wat that is, well, chances are u need to reevaluate ur vulgar anatomy know-how.
2. apples - stairs
why stairs? well, its derived from "apples and pears"- and pears rhyme with stairs, so u get the pattern now?
3. bristol - breasts/ tits
wtf? simple, bristol city rhymes with titties, therefore take the first word in the phrase and substitute it for words u normally would use in a sentence with the words "titties". e.g. "those are a nice pair of bristols u have there"
and theres lots more out there!
maybe not as vulgar but still fun!
and i found a couple of sweet comedic pics id like to share:
this ones from a 300/who wants to be a millionare sketch, done by sumone i forgot, just mentioning that i dint do this so i wont get sued.
and this one really cute cat:
basically when u jerk off, remember, the ceiling cat is watching u...
TATA SUMOS
