An island of Smart in a sea of Stupid.

wat can i say? its just around the corner.
and its a chance to spend some extra time u tucked away just for being with your family and friends.

anyone can enjoy christmas, even if your not christian, that or another excuse to take the day off! besides there is a holiday for xmas in brunei isnt there?

soo...

to everyone whom i cannot tell in person,

"have merry christmas,
have u had a wonderful year behind you?"

*smiles*

who am i to say by hope


dont ask why all of them are women-issues oriented...

one two three four by feist


not sure where to categorise this:

rise by samatha james


smooth tunes:

ageless beauty by stars (remix)


and of course the tune thats autoplayed today and for the next week:

she's so luv-e-ly (=D) by scouting for girls.
they got a new track out last month too, dubbed - elvis ain't dead. gorgeous. the song i mean.

wats cockney? its a strange dialect of sorts based of rhyming. in other words to be a fluent speaker ud either be a:

1. born east londener with cockney environments
2. born with wits the size of,... well, a witty person's. and a penchant for accents.

heres some words of (in)wisdom imparted from the hands and heads of wise men.

1. berk - basically means cunt, and if u dont know wat that is, well, chances are u need to reevaluate ur vulgar anatomy know-how.
2. apples - stairs
why stairs? well, its derived from "apples and pears"- and pears rhyme with stairs, so u get the pattern now?
3. bristol - breasts/ tits
wtf? simple, bristol city rhymes with titties, therefore take the first word in the phrase and substitute it for words u normally would use in a sentence with the words "titties". e.g. "those are a nice pair of bristols u have there"

and theres lots more out there!
maybe not as vulgar but still fun!

and i found a couple of sweet comedic pics id like to share:
this ones from a 300/who wants to be a millionare sketch, done by sumone i forgot, just mentioning that i dint do this so i wont get sued.



and this one really cute cat:
basically when u jerk off, remember, the ceiling cat is watching u...



TATA SUMOS

that time of the year is approaching, that time to giveee!

been really busy with stuff lately and the blog is being neglected!
dont want it to turn into another rubin site where the gaps between the posts are in months =)

so i took 1 hour in between 11.00 pm and 12 am to write this post to honour the single greatest paper salesman in the world, thats right folks! DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE!

not only is he sheena's and chong's favorite, hes my fav too!
who else has a desk drawer full of ninja weapons, or a 60-acre beet farm and the skills to roast a duck in the office pantry?
why, dwight schrute of course!

hes one of the main characters on the hit series the office, which i recently got hooked on to, thanks to a certain, random-minded mac-loving sumoneee.


The office!

okay so really, dwight schrute everyone! wat can i say? theres no one else who has their own currency! huh! huh!?



OF course we shudnt also forget that he is a master of expressions!









even the caricature shows!

really shud start a facebook dwight fan club for brunei ppl, ehh guys?
anyway merry xmas in 19 days! i want a dwight bobble-head!

brrr freezing below 0, my nips are falling off. my breath leave trails. i need summer, i need beach, i need warm soup prepared by mom. damn i wanna go homeee! ... and i miss my javelin =(

in other things, i just found out i got awards from chong, sheena and fiq. thanks guys. but wats the with beers? why are u guys associating me with beers? lmao

oh yeah today and the day before i watched 6 episodes of gossip girl thanks to mwah for telling me "its the best!!!... after one tree hill of course" and sheena who talked abt it with me,especially abt "how dan is much cooler than nate, and how blair is SMOKIN hot!"... and my sister who told me abt Gossip Girl in the first place! two words to describe gossip girl - MUST WATCH. damn it! i m supposed to be studying! not writing reviews!

and without further ado,
nice big boys for the sheenster as promised:



hope this satisfies your lust for well rounded men! hehe, pay special attention to the guy in green, aint he special? hes even looking for a gift for you! =D

ahh gut to be back, nothing like the comfort of home!

not as good as the real home but it'll do!
first thing i did was to was my hair, 4 days without shampoo is hell.

a couple of surprises when i got online!
1. peter blogged!
2. couple of interesting posts from the rest too! *hints jessica alba yum hints*

anyway,
silly things i did i berlin.
1. got shit-faced 3 out of 4 days.
2. pissed in public.
3. shouted "gutten shiesser" and "wunderschone" repeatedly in the metro in front of 100 people.
4. stole 3 magazines and a beer mat.
5. got a foldable spoon.

2,3 & 4 were not done consciously.

strange things i saw in berlin
1. a lego giraffe in the middle of the street.
2. fat sparrows. real fat.
3. an aquaintance who got too drunk and started to show me naked pics of himself.

yes no.3 is true.

just a little sumthing else tonight, i wanna say thanks to my best bud for supporting me and talking to me when it mattered the most, cheers buddy. cheers. may u be bless with lots of luck and all-things-good and not step on dogpoop anytime soon!

and also to the gang, i just wanna say you all have been like family to me. i drink 3 tins and a bottle tonight in celebration of friendship and 2 mins silence in honour of thosed killed in ww1. okay that was random. *gets back to reality* SOOO, to u guys and gals, i say lets grow old and fat together!


literally

I just received something bizzare today.
well i thought abt it for 5 secs and it really seemed logical to me after all.



wat do u think? *grins*

oh yeah i ate pork =( accidentally...

I've been swept of my feet plenty of times.
but never on air.

if these were the women keeping me happy back to brunei, i'd die a happy man.













thank you god. praise u and your wonderous creations.
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i came up with this great plan last night, maybe just maybe i shud be an airsteward! not only do i get to mingle with *oh so beautiful* flight attendants i also get free tickets every year to destinations of my choice? spiffy plan eh?


my conscience is having trouble deciding.

i hope theres a god looking out for me, or at least he/she sends me some angels this raya =)

sumthing random:



now girls, u def want her to be ur self-defense instructor. lol.
men, if u want to steal stuff, u best find out first that the other party doesnt know the german suplex. XD.

fiq... i do read ur blog =D the evidence is hereeeeeeeee!

List 7 songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words or even if they're not any good but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your LJ along with your 7 songs. Then tag 7 other people to see what they're listening to in absolute random order.

Kimura Kaela - Happiness!
Sun Kil Moon - Tiny Cities Made of Ashes
Robbie Williams - Angels
Regina Spektor - Samson
Joanna Lee - DC Sleeps Alone Tonight
Hillsong - Mighty to Save (christian rock, gasp! i m in trouble?)
Daft Punk - One More Time (never gets old, YES!)

People I tag:
err... everyone linked to meee! ( i can do that right?)

Definetely dont want to get lost here. definitely... miles and miles of farmland, hills, sheep, sheep sheep. man... i cant believe i went thru all that by bus, and it took me 7 hours each way.

In any case i m glad i m home...
while i was away however, my frens pegi makan sushi ehh! jealouss, GREEN with ENVY, i think next year i need to come back purposely for my bday... everyone gets sushi cept me! sniffsss....

Oh yeahhh, happy bday fiq.... i know i m lateee, and i know u mau mukaaa LMAO.


i need sushiii.....

A seriously seriously bad day,

well, at least after 12 noon, so in fact a bad half-day,
whyy?

1. looking for a computer mouse. i walked miles from one damn shop to the next, from one retail park to the next, and u figure u cud at least find one god-damn (sorry god, thats how angry i m) mouse. but nuuuuuuuu, apparently mouses are specialist goods that required specialist retailers. thank u for making me jog 3 hours of my life away.

2. ask a damn girl to help me get 10 pound top up. "oh i totally forgot" my ass, i texted 3 times and its on ur damn phone. learn to lie better next time.



3. was gonna get started on my synopsis for my research paper. open book- felt sleepy- jumped on bed w/ book- sleep w/o reading a single page. wow, if only i had such good progress everyday.

4. MSN. the coup de grace of the day, piss as i was, i was even more so after 20 mins online chatting to the wall. slam bamm- thank u maam.

Ah, actually this is the very first "rant-on-ur-blog" entry. i feel quite hip =)
p.s. i m not angry at anyone (least not after that!), u know i love u all LOL

WEEE, finally a groovy galll!

we're saved!



Big thanks to my sis for pointing that out LOL!

Bye~ 8 months is a breezeeee, see yaas!

Happiness is key!!!

Graphic Warning.


My life and ars*hole will never be the same again.

(To protect their identities... whoever they are)

Oh yes... I should post this too! (even if nobody's gonna read)
Happy Birthday Sheena!!! ...again LMAO

dead serious...

"hmmm... nice sunset view huh..."

"sigh... nice islet innit?"

"hey haz..." hehe...

look left... "hmm..."

right... "clear..."

dunk! hyuk! hyuk!

"heyyy!!" *brawling*

i did the same thing on rubin, this time with help from an ex-recipient

*brawling* (again)

truce~

sweet huh...? more to come when i have the energy, 4.12am out.

oh btw another milestone, today it took me nearly 3 hours to post this one, uploading these mega massive pics took ages.

waiting is never a happy thing...

...then again, what can i say, i m always there waiting.

Fruitful week as always,

00.55am, 27th July 2007, shahril, out.

1 st post, and its abt me being bored at 4.49 and showing off the limits of human vulgarity.